Oh dear. It looks like someone's been logging in too many hours on the beach and not enough at the salon! Anita darling, we love your dedication to your work and the time that you spend perfecting your breast stroke, but it looks like it's time for a little, how you say? 'girl maintenance'? We haven't seen that much camel toe since Lawrence of Arabia. Come on Anita, at the very least if you aren't going to match it, you best be waxin' it. Besides, shag carpeting went out in the 70s. Now get you and your life saving devices to the salon! Anita Waxin' costume includes one piece suite with bombshell buoys and attached 'chinchilla'. Wig sold separately. One size fits up to 200 lbs.